About Me

I'm a chronic masturbator with the proof on my shirt to show it. I stay up late playing video games and drink so much Mountain Dew my utethra's filing for divorce. I'm out of line, excessively vulgar, and sport both an inferiority and superiority complex. I like women, baseball, and dogs. I don't like my cell phone or homework, and I usually sleep through a lot of my college classes.